Microfiber Cloth Cyclopes

Microfiber cloth is preprinted in English language only. In description you can read the text printed on cloth.

Children of Uranus and Gaia.
The three main Cyclopes in Greek mythology are Brontes (Thunderer), Steropes (Lightener), and Arges (Bright).
They are known to be large, strong beings with a single eye in the middle of their forehead. 
They crafted Zeus's thunderbolt, Poseidon's trident, and Hades' helmet of invisibility.
Wonder if they had to worry about asymmetry when aging...